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Death Battle: Pizza loving.... animals?

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Trident: A-alright, it is finally time to get this over with....

Grif: I'm getting popcorn.

Epsilon:..... It's time for a DEATH BATTLE.
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11:50pm
It was a regular night for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you know hang out, kick ass, defeat shredder for the billionth time. They looked down upon their beaten down foe and...... didn't really know what to do.

"Sooo, what now?" Michelangelo asked with curiosity 

"We go back to the lair and have whatever is left in the fridge." Leonardo sternly said, trying to get back to the lair as soon as possible

"Let's hurry up then! I'm starving!" Raphael exclaimed. 

"Oh... about that.... I may have.... eaten that pizza." Mikey said, no remorse in his voice.

All 3 of the turtles freeze, and turn to look at their brother, who is trying not to look guilty. Donatello soon began to walk towards Mikey.

"Bonehead" Donny then smacks Mikey on the back of the head, and Mikey soon showed an aggravated look.

"Whoa Don, don't hit Mikey.... that's my job!" Raph then quickly pull on the end of Mikey's bandanna, jerking his younger brother's head back, and causing Mikey to give another pissed off look.

"God... Don't worry bros! I know this great place that's open right now!" Mikey jumped up from the ledge he was seating on, and began running as quick as his legs could carry him.

"Why is it every time we follow him, it always leads to disaster?" Raph asked with curiosity.

"Maybe because it always does?" Leo then saw Donny rushing after Mikey, trying not to lose track of him.

"Come on guys!" Donny exclaimed, Leo and Raph were close behind.

Soon after, Mikey soon jumped through the door of the pizzeria, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. The other 3 turtles were close behind.

"Alright! Let's dig in!!!" Mikey soon ran up to a counter and rang a bell.

"Mikey! We are in public! You can't just barge in and not expect any cops to arrive!!!" Raph exclaimed at his younger brother.

"Don't worry! It's gonna take a sec!" Mikey said, who began ringing the bell like crazy.

"Oh my god! Guys! This is Freddy Fazbears! I would love to see the animatronics!" Donny exclaimed, suddenly the lights turned on the stage, showing the 3 animatronics, Freddy, Bonnie and Chica.

"Um... Does anything scream out of place here?" Leo asked, looking at the creepy animal mascots.

"Nothing out of the ordinary! Now hurry up and get those pies! It's almost midnight!" Mikey screamed, his stomach growling uncontrollably, suddenly the door slammed shut, making all the turtles turn around in shock.

(Start at 1:03)

"Okay, Leo before you tell us your plan, I have one this time.... RUN!" Mikey began running to the door and tried forcing the door open.

"It's jammed! It won't budge!" Mikey began to panic like crazy, he tried everything to open the doors, even throwing a chair at the door, yet it still wouldn't budge.

"Move!" Raph then went over to the door and jammed one of his sai into the middle and tried to force it open, but to no success.

"Uh guys? Something isn't right here..." Donny said looking around.

"Really Einstein? I thought a door that won't open was normal!" Raph was still trying to force the door open.

"No, I mean, what happened to all the animatronics?" All the turtles looked around, noticing every single robot was gone from the stage, except Freddy.

"Guys, get ready, something is gonna happen..." Leo pulled out his two ninjaken, while the other turtles pulled out their weapons, and began slowly wandering around the pizzeria.

However, a figure that in a golden rabbit suit was watching them from some office of some kind.

"What the hell are these kids doing? It's not even Halloween.... Hmph... doesn't matter... just more victims.... Let the fun begin...." The figure then let out a creepy laugh and left the office to rid of these..... things.
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Meanwhile back in the dining area......

The turtles were wandering around, Mikey's teeth still chattering, suddenly a withered Bonnie appeared and lunged towards the turtles.....

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(You literally need to listen to only one of these)

Mikey screams as he barely evades Bonnie's attempted attack, the rabbit begins to attack again until it's head is sliced off. Leo stood over the destroyed animatronic, giving Mikey an annoyed look.

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 11

"What? Anyone could have reacted the same way!"

"Hey Donny? What do you get when you cross a chicken with a turtle? Mikey." Raph's cringey as hell joke got a annoyed glance from everyone. 

"Anyway, Don you go see if there's any kind of office around here, maybe you can switch the lights back on, Mikey you go with Don, Raph and I  will see what else is here." Leo then began walking towards the kitchen with caution along with his brother. Meanwhile, Don and Mikey began making their way down the west hallway towards the office...

Leo soon kicks open the door leading into the kitchen, expecting to see murderous thugs in there, only to see........ pots and pans.

"Nice going bro, cause a kitchen is TOTALLY a place where killer robots would hang out..." Raph then walks past Leo walking deeper into the kitchen, not knowing what actually lurks in there.....

"Raph! Wait!" Leo tried to warn his brother, but he ignored his warning and kept going deeper, and deeper into the darkened kitchen...

"Listen Leo, there's nothing even he-" Suddenly Raph is tackled to the ground by a withered Chica, she tries to bite down on Raph, but she is soon pushed off of the turtle and is thrown into the wall, just as she's about to get back up, a sai is thrown directly into her head, destroying the robotic chicken. Raph then got up, still shaken up from the attack to get his sai from the destroyed robot.

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 10

"S-see? What'd I tell ya?" Raph said unconvincingly to his older brother, who just gave him the "I told you so" look. 

"Let's get going...." Leo tapped his brother on his shoulder and they began to make their way out of the kitchen until.... they saw some lifeless golden bear in front of the door....
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"What is that thing?" Both Leo and Raph looked at the limp bear in confusion, until Golden Freddy lunged towards them, surprising both of them.
Meanwhile in the west hallway

Don and Mikey were making their way down to the office, although it was pretty distracting since Mikey was terrified, and was reacting to the smallest of things.

"Mikey keep it down! Otherwise someone's gonna hear you!"

"Oh I'm sorry! I guess it's wrong to be scared in a HAUNTED PIZZERIA!!!!!!" Mikey's voice echoed throughout the building, which got him an elbow to the stomach by Don. They continued to travel down the west hallway with Mikey being in the front and Don right behind him, suddenly Don is grabbed and is pulled into the supply closet, when Don was pulled up to the face of the animatronic, he was surprised to see another version of Bonnie, much more colorful then the previous one they destroyed.

Don then broke out of the rabbit's grip and kicked the rabbit in the face, causing it to stumble backwards, Don got out of the closet and locked the door. He made a mad dash to the office, leaving a confused Mikey behind.

"Um Don! Where are you going?!?!" Then suddenly a light blue arm had burst through the door, along with another arm, until the door was destroyed, after Bonnie turned to see his next victim, he saw Don running towards the office, with Mikey not far behind. Mikey jumps over Don and goes into the office, Don ran in shortly after, unfortunately Toy Bonnie was closing distance quickly.
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"Don! Hurry up and do something!" Mikey screams, Don panics as he tries to find the controls, until he sees a button on the left door, just before Toy Bonnie can lunge at the turtles, the both doors are slammed down, and as a added bonus, the door slammed down directly on Toy Bonnie's neck, killing the possessed bot.

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 9

"Okay! Now let's see if we can find Leo and Raph!" Don began looking at the screens on the monitor, suddenly there's a loud bang on the right door. Mikey being curious to who's on the other side, opens the door, and he get's an unexpected surprise, seeing one of the creepiest, scariest, most fucked up animatronic standing there....
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Both Don and Mikey looked in fear at this creepy as fuck animatronic as Springtrap threw a punch at Mikey who narrowly dodged it, and Don ducked under the punch, both turtles looked over at the wall to see a hole through it, then they looked back at Springtrap, then back at the wall.

"Mikey?"

"Y-yeah?"

"Y-you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Run!" Mikey attempted to get away from the golden Bonnie animatronic by closing the door on it, but it was too late, Springtrap was already in the office. Springtrap attempted to grab one of the turtles by the neck but Mikey retaliated by smacking the haunted animatronic across the face with his nunchuck, causing it to stumble.

Don was thinking of what to do, but he already saw Mikey beginning to sprint down the hallway, Don then looked back to see the Golden Bonnie animatronic in front of him. Donny narrowly dodges another swing made from Springtrap, he then hits the haunted Golden animatronic in one of his leg joint, causing it to fall down and take a knee. Don backflips out of the office, and before Springtrap can lunge at him, he uses his bo staff to close the door from the outside, trapping the serial killer in the office temporarily....

Meanwhile back in the kitchen

Leo and Raph were losing their shit, not only did they have to deal with this creepy haunted bear thing... but Freddy, and his toy counterpart where in the cooking space too, trying to rip their fucking heads off.

Leo grunted as he barely dodged one of the Toy Freddy's swings, Golden Freddy suddenly appeared in front of him, Leo attempted to stab Golden Freddy, until he started to see visions.... terrible visions....
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Leo quickly turned around, and was about to get hammered by Toy Freddy....... until Toy Freddy was suddenly hit with a shuriken..... Toy Freddy looks up to see Mikey leaning on the kitchen counter...

"Um... hi?" Toy Freddy lunged towards Mikey, but before he could grab him, Toy Freddy exploded into a million pieces.
TMNT: 4
Animantronics: 8

Raph meanwhile was dealing with Freddy, He had blocked another incoming attack from Freddy, but this time he grabbed Freddy by his arm, and threw him out of the kitchen, and onto a table in the dining area, Freddy attempted to get up, but he was too late as Raph jumped on top of him, and used his sais, to pry off Freddy's head off, but he was stopped when he was grabbed by Toy Chica, was thrown into a wall.

"This is great..... Just great." Raph picked up his sais and charged back into battle to face the two animatronics. Meanwhile in the kitchen, Mikey and Leo are on the hunt for Golden Freddy.... although they were surprised to see a mangled of animatronic pieces hanging on the ceiling....... 
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"Oh shell...." Suddenly Mangle began to attack the turtles, trying to bite Leo, Mikey ducked under the attack only to see mangle's other head staring right at him

(You literally need to listen to only one of these)

Mikey screamed as he rolled out of the way of the head's snap at him, Mikey then proceeded to take out his nunchucks and whacked off one of mangle's head, which landed on a serving tray, as Leo was still dealing with Mangle's first head. Mikey soon grabbed Mangle and pulled it to the ground. Leo prepared to chop off the animatronics head, but Mangle decided to put up a fight, grabbing the blade in it's mouth and tossing it aside, and jumping on top of Leo, before being grabbed by Mikey, and being tossed into a rack of pans. Mangle then scurried into a darkened corner of the kitchen, vanishing.... Leo and Mikey both looked at each other, realizing this be a long night, though Don got into the kitchen without either of them noticing.... and Don hopped over them cause he saw Raph in trouble, as Freddy was holding Raph by his arms, as Toy Chica was about to bite his head off.

"Order up!!!" Don then used his staff to hit the serving tray having one of Mangle's head on it, hitting Freddy causing it to stumble, allowing Raph to stab Freddy in chest and kick off of the robot...... only to almost get bitten by Chica, luckily he dodged the attack, and pulled out his sai from Freddy's chest and tackled Toy Chica to the ground, as Freddy was about to lunge at Raph he was suddenly hit by staff and was knocked back.

Freddy Grunted as he attempted to hit Don, but he couldn't get a hit on the highly trained ninja, who easily got many hits on the robotic bear, before he kicked it away. As Freddy stumbled into a wall, he was suddenly hit in the chest by three little shurikens, Freddy looked at a confused Don, as the shurikens haven't gone off yet, as Freddy lunged at Don, the shurikens went off, attempting to shock the animatronic, instead the shock was so great it set the animatronic on fire, and due to it being a crappy pizzeria, the sprinklers didn't go off.

Freddy made one last attempt to get Don by running towards him, but Don moved out of the way and used his staff to trip the bear, and make it fall onto one of the tables, Freddy tried to get up, but due to the several injuries, Freddy suddenly shut down.....

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 7

As the burning animatronic fell down, it crushed the table, and the table was ignited. Raph meanwhile was still tangling with Toy Chica, Raph suddenly ripped off the toy chicken's arm. He then grabs the chicken and throws her onto the floor near the flaming table. Raph jumped on to the toy chickens body, and jammed his sais into the animatronic's head, and he began to pull, and the head slowly began to tear from the body, loud, terrifying screeches were made and continued...... until the head was ripped off violently.... making another animatronic bite the dust.

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 6

"That was too easy!" Raph stood, up victorious, before a fox animatronic began charging at him, Raph turned around just in time, to get slugged across the face by the fox's arm.... unfortunately these animatronics were so poorly built, that the it's god damn arm flew off with that strike. The fox looked down at it's missing arm, before it's head was suddenly whacked off by a nunchuck.

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 5

"Looks like Mikey saves the day... AGAIN!" Raph slowly got up, understandably happy and pissed at the same time at his brother. Until they heard the strangest sound....


"Uh... what the heck is that?" Mikey and Raph looked around frantically, before Don came up to them, seemingly out of breath.

"Guys.... Do you not know what a music box is?

Suddenly some puppet thing lunged at them, until it's head was sliced off by a blade. Their asses were saved by the one, and only, Leonardo.

"Well... that was easier than I thought...." Tossing the head of Mangle right besides the puppet's destroyed body.

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 3

"So... how many are even left?" Leo asked, looking around cautiously.

"Well there is that creepy bunny, the golden bear....."

"Hello."

Donny looks beside, seeing Balloon boy standing right beside him.

"Uh.... hi?"

Don is suddenly punched in the shin by this animatronic, before Balloon boy could do anymore damage, he was hit in the head by a shuriken, causing him to short circuit.

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 2

Golden Freddy suddenly appears, knocking down Mikey and Don. And attempted to swing at Leo and Raph, before some faulty wiring, caused a massive explosion, flames everywhere.... knocking everyone around....

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Donny began opening his eyes slowly, seeing some animatronic moving towards him, a golden rabbit, who suddenly ripped Don out from under the, holding him by the throat. Donny struggled against the grip of Springtrap, until Springtrap was suddenly tackled to the ground by Raph.

"GET OFF OF HIM!" Raph attempted to stab the withered animatronic, however he rolled out of the way, slugging the turtle across the face, and pushing him off of him. And he began making his way throught the burning building, debris falling from the ceiling. He was suddenly attacked by Mikey, unfortunately the youngest turtle was thrown at his brothers, knocking them all over.

Springtrap destroyed anything in his way, making his way to the entrance, tables, chairs, even falling debris. Until he saw it...... IT. The wrecked body of Golden Freddy on the floor.....

TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 1

Springtrap frantically looked around, until he was stabbed through the cehst by one of Leo's ninjaken, before he was knocked away into a wall. Springtrap began charging at leo, but due to his training, he swiftly moved out of the way, and used his blade, to slice through Springtrap's neck, causing the body to fall to it's knees, as the head fell and rolled into some flames.


TMNT: 4
Animatronics: 0


Leo pulled his blade out of Springtrap and easily made it out of the burning building. He saw his other three brother outside of the building.

"Welp that was kind of easy."

"But we didn't get any pizza!!!!"

"Relax! You can make some food once we get back to the lair!" Raph gave his brother a weird playful punch.

"But the kitchen was burned down by Donny's last invention!"

"Don't worry Mikey! I'll just fix everything when we get back."

Suddenly the sound of sirens were getting closer and closer.

"Shoot! The cops! Guys! Let's go!"

The four turtles suddenly disappeared into the night, as the police cars and firetrucks appeared at the scene.

Ko!!!!! by Trident346

Grif: That was lame.

Trident: Shut up!

Epsilon: Anyway, the reason the turtles won was, well the animatronics are well....

Grif: Weak as fuck.

Trident: Yeah.

Epsilon The turtles outclassed the animatronics in everything!

Trident: Looks like the animatronics got shell shocked.

Grif: The Winner is the TMNT!

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Winners: TMNT

+Stronger
+Faster
+more durable 
+Better training
+Had weapons
+Better at stealth
+Obviously smarter
++ Even without Donny, any of the turtles are smarter than the animatronics
++Yes, that includes Raph and Mikey
+Better Teamwork
+The only real threats were Springtrap and Golden Freddy
-Outnumbered


Losers: Animatronics

+Had numbers advantage
-Weaker
-Slower
-Less durable
-Not as smart
-Worse at stealth
-No training
-Worse teamwork
-Only threats were Springtrap and Golden Freddy
-LITERALLY OUTCLASSED IN EVERYTHING
Thanks to :icontheuberchargedguy217: for the TN
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Which incarnation was this of tmnt?